our little angel (sneaky and tricky too!)

so here are some of my latest stunts.
1. "i will ask both parents for permission if the first one says no, and if the second parents says yes i will make sure the first parent knows by saying ... but mom/dad said yes?!".
2. "my mom and dad always give me two options when asked to do something, but i usually come up with my own option, but mom and dad will respond 'that is not a choice'.... so now when i ask them a question and they say the wrong answer, i tell them 'that is not a choice'.
3. "i love wearing / dressing up in nice clothes"
4. "i told my kow fu (uncle sam) that the log of 0 is 1!" he says i am a geek!